Ever wondered what Jerry Seinfeld would say if he stepped into a cannabis dispensary? Probably something along the lines of, “What’s the deal with pot shops? You walk in, and right away, they’re offering you Lemon Haze, Dream Queen, Jack Herer. I’m like, ‘Fellas, I barely made it through breakfast! I can’t decide between a bagel or a muffin, and you’re asking me to choose between 52 types of cannabis strains!’
And it’s not just any cannabis dispensary we’re talking about; it’s the Sacred Garden, the luminous beacon for enthusiasts creatively insinuating itself into every nook and cranny of New Mexico. From Albuquerque and Bosque Farms, to the enchanting lands of Rio Rancho, Placitas, Tesuque, and not missing out on San Miguel.
But the laid-back scene at our favorite spot in Albuquerque makes even a New Yorker feel chill. You don’t see a lot of people in a hurry at Albuquerque’s pot shop. And why would they be? They’re designed to let you dip your toes in the comforting abyss of recreational bliss.
Apart from Albuquerque, there’s the bosque-wrapped beauty of Bosque Farms, where the cannabis offering is as rich as the history and the views. At Sacred Garden’s branch here, “recreation” enjoys a moment in the sun, dragging a long-jointed shadow.
Then again, if you are on the other side of the map, near Rio Rancho or Placitas, you can always head to our local sacred pot shop. Rest assured, you’re on the sacred round-map tour; after all, you wouldn’t want to miss out on this exceptional journey now, would you?
There’s something magical about Tesuque, and it’s not just the recreational cannabis, although that’s certainly enchanting. But when you pair a rich, spiritual background with a savvy cannabis collection, it’s no wonder folks from all walks of life find some common ground here.
As you drift further north, the whispering winds of San Miguel lead you to another of our warm corners — a place where cannabis culture is celebrated with pomp and joy. A bit like Festivus, but with more greenery!
Join the cannabis parade, this might sound like the plot of a Seinfeld episode, but it’s all right here in New Mexico at Sacred Garden.
So, say you’re licking an ice cream cone while reclining on a beach chair in the Bahamas… Ok, scratch that. That joke doesn’t work here. But if you fancy a break from ‘norm-core’, or you merely relish the chill of a ‘Sour Diesel’ or the tender embrace of a ‘Green Crack’, Sacred Garden is a seamless fit for your imaginative expedition in the wonderland of botanical magic.
As Jerry would put it, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” After all, elevating your recreation is apparently a high priority around these parts. Just remember, it’s no ordinary garden, it’s a Sacred Garden!